New Apartment Blues
02/06/07 12:08 Filed in: Sordid Personal
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Life
here is proving to be ... interesting.
Let it be said that squat toilets are tricky. I hunkered down to do some business but suddenly realized my pants were horribly in the way for the coming onslaught of pee and had to kink the hose, so to speak, while I nearly fell over. Meanwhile, the cheap door to my apartment (right next to my bathroom door, which I had left open) decided to open itself and expose my idiot behind to the hallway. I pulled the bathroom door shut and managed to finish.
Hastily pulling the main door shut, I walked out into my main room with my pants half-on right into the middle of a funeral that had started 20ft away. Duck for cover! Luckily unnoticed.
The morning of my first stay overnight I was forcefully made aware of my new sleep schedule - early. Dawn is at 6:00 and while I don't get any direct sunlight in my north-facing window, I get a lot of light. Not having curtains doesn't help that much, but once I leave Aeon I am excited about getting up earlier and going to bed at a decent hour.
Let it be said that squat toilets are tricky. I hunkered down to do some business but suddenly realized my pants were horribly in the way for the coming onslaught of pee and had to kink the hose, so to speak, while I nearly fell over. Meanwhile, the cheap door to my apartment (right next to my bathroom door, which I had left open) decided to open itself and expose my idiot behind to the hallway. I pulled the bathroom door shut and managed to finish.
Hastily pulling the main door shut, I walked out into my main room with my pants half-on right into the middle of a funeral that had started 20ft away. Duck for cover! Luckily unnoticed.
The morning of my first stay overnight I was forcefully made aware of my new sleep schedule - early. Dawn is at 6:00 and while I don't get any direct sunlight in my north-facing window, I get a lot of light. Not having curtains doesn't help that much, but once I leave Aeon I am excited about getting up earlier and going to bed at a decent hour.